What is the fascination that men have with lesbian sex? This weekend I was at a club. As many of you know I don’t drink. So, whenever one of my friends finds him/herself unable to drive home I receive a late-night call. It’s cool because it’s early in the morning which means no traffic and I can drive really fast.
I get to the club which is a hangout for marines. I know one of the bouncers and the bartender. I say hi to everyone, locate my friend and head out of the building. My friend wanted to freshen up a little before getting into my car and for good reason. Let’s just say driving is not one of my strong points.
I’m waiting in the car listening to J-Lo’s latest track. Out the front entrance stumble these two women. They obviously have a buzz and are either bisexual or lesbian. These women were all over each other. They had attracted a small audience of both male and female onlookers. Their groupies were die-hard fans because it’s freezing outside and no one was wearing their coats.
So, while I’m silently wishing I had a camcorder and model releases on hand, this car rear-ends me in the parking lot! Apparently, he was distracted looking at the girl-girl action in front of the club.
So, I was carless until Wednesday. No do you see why I’m not into muff?
Enjoy your day sweetie pies. To make it 10 times better pick up your telephone and call me for cheap, affordable phone sex.
Cheryl