Lately, I have been in sort of a funky mood. Maybe it’s the weather. Don’t know. Anyhow early this morning I’m sitting on the bed dreading going out for my daily walk when my cat walks past me. The first thought that comes to mind is that I must take out the garbage. Next, I’m on the floor doing a few sit-ups when the cat passes again. I don’t think much about it. I take out the garbage and do my walk. When I return to the house it reeks. I’m thinking what piece of roadkill rose from the dead and hide in my house. It’s the cat.
I sauteed some meat in pressed garlic and forgot to remove the garlic before feeding the animals. Normally cats will not eat garlic because it burns their gums. Not this guy. He must have gone to each bowl and ate every garlic clove! So throughout the night, my naughty feline friend perfumed the house with his garlic-scented body. So I have confined him to the nether regions of the house, pulled out some vinegar bowls (natural deodorizers) and opened all of the windows. So when you called earlier today you may have heard a little street noise.
I’m definitely having a Friends moment:
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
What are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
It’s not your fault.
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