Manners are important especially when calling a phone sex line. Think about it this way. The only people who call you are family members, colleagues, and friends, right? Hot random women don’t call your cell phone at all hours of the day, do they? Yeah, yeah but this is my work number, right? Well, let’s talk about your work number. You get calls from co-workers, vendors, and clients, am I right? Still no hot, horny women I see.
Well, my friends, when my “work” number (1-888-669-6389) rings all day and all night. If it isn’t a hot, horny guy, then it’s a hot albeit confused horny gal. So, let’s go over the proper way to call my phone sex line, Cheap Phone Sex.
New Cheap Phone Sex Caller
Ring. Ring.
Cheap Phone Sex: Hello!
Hot, Horny Guy: Hi. My name is John. I am a new caller and I would like to purchase a call.
Cheap Phone Sex: Hi, John. The price is $12 for 15-minutes and each additional minute is 80 cents. New callers such as yourself may speak a maximum of 30 minutes which is $24. Would you like to do the minimum or play it by ear?
Repeat Cheap Phone Sex Caller
Ring. Ring.
Cheap Phone Sex: Hello!
Hot, Horny Guy: Hi. This is John Smith.
Cheap Phone Sex: Hey, John. How are you?
[later on]
Cheap Phone Sex: John, would you like to do another call?
Hot, Horny Guy: Yes, please.
Cheap Phone Sex: Well, the price is still the same. Would you like to do the minimum or let it ride?
Cheap Phone Sex Package Holder
Ring. Ring.
Cheap Phone Sex: Hello!
Hot, Horny Guy: Hi. This is John Smith. I have a package. (and he doesn’t mean that kind of package you pervs)
Cheap Phone Sex: Hey, John. How are you?
[later on]
Cheap Phone Sex: Ok, John, before we start let me deduct 15-mins off your Cheap Phone Sex Package.
For the record, not all my phone sex callers are horny, but they are all hot.
Talk to you soon.