A blind man accidentally walks into a fishmonger’s place of business. Someone brushes passed him and he says, “Good morning, ma’am.” I mentioned this fish joke several years back. It still makes me chuckle.
The fact is good pussy does smell like good fish. Matter of fact the similarities between pussy and fish are astounding. After browsing around a few well-known cooking sites, I found several tips regarding what one should look for when buying fish. You tell me if this doesn’t sound like a pussy.
1. The color should be a rich red, clean and shiny. Looks like pussy.
2. The meat should be resilient to the touch. Feels like pussy.
3. The smell should be like clean water or fresh fruit. Smells like pussy.
I am a fish expert and didn’t even know it! Hey, I may not know how to buy a good melon and at times cannot figure out which tomatoes are ripe enough for the sauce I’m making, but damn it, apparently, I know good pussy …uh fish when I see it. Now the only question is, do you?
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