The whole damn world is crazy. It’s o’dark thirty and I’m doing my usual hike. A guy approaches me. I’m not concerned because there are plenty of people around and the guys looks normal. By that I mean he had on a suit and looked like he was walking across the park to go to work or something. Wrong! He walks right up to me and tries to pick me up. His pick up line? “Are those real?”
I have heard some bad pick-up lines in the past but this one is up there. A part of me wanted to shake them in his face. And while they are jiggling in his face ask do they look real? Instead, I smiled and stated firmly yet politely for him to walk away.
‘Are those real?’ Hell yeah! Why do you think I’m running around out here in below freezing temperature. Do you think my girls like being cold? Well, actually they do. But that’s beside the point!
Guys when you see a woman like myself bouncing … I mean walking down the street. NEVER ask ‘are those real?’ Got it? Good.
The great thing about phone sex is you don’t need any pick-up lines. All you have to do is say: My name is…and I want to do a call with you. For reasons unknown to anyone except my subconscious self THAT turns me on. Lucky for me I’m in the phone sex business, huh?
Cheryl
Yeah these are real
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