I went to a dinner party at the Hyatt near the Wharf in Baltimore. This beautiful porn star was there. I don’t know her name, but she was gorgeous. Fake boobs, but who really cares, right? Flat tummy. Tight ass. She looked so good that I wanted to do her. Then she opened her mouth. Oh, there was nothing wrong with her teeth. And she wasn’t stupid or anything. Just small and petty. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but remember …all that glimmers is not gold… …beauty comes from the inside out…
