Yesterday I did something that I have never done. I turned off the telephones AND didn’t tell anyone where I was, but I’ll tell you. I was right here naked – and not the good kind.
The heat index was 110 and my poor computers were working overtime. I know what you’re thinking: Cheryl, do you have air-conditioning? Those of you asking that question must be new or something. Heat and I are not close friends. I have central air and a portable air-conditioner for my computer room. It was that hot!
Around noon I turned everything off, peeled off the one article of clothing I had on, seriously thought about cutting my hair. No, actually I think the heat got to me and I was entertaining the thought of shaving my head. But it was too hot. It was becoming a Cheryl puddle.
You can not imagine the comfort I enjoyed in having the other hairy place shaved.
Then I must have fainted because the next thing I remembered was the FedEx guy banging on my door. There is something very erotic about a sweaty guy in a uniform. And then that’s when I got my bright idea.
During this time of year, I send water balloons and water guns to the soldiers/marine I support in Iraq. Well, last fall there was a sale on swimming pools. I sent all but one.
Picture this: Me completely naked, hair in a ponytail, in front of a portable air-conditioner sitting in an inflatable pool. I slept in that thing.
Now I am no wimp. And I’m not a whiner. Yesterday was impossible. Dry heat is a cakewalk but add a little humidity and the natural hot air than seems to hover around our nation’s capital. Well, you get the point.
I believe I am cool, but if you hear an edge of bitchiness. It’s the heat.
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