I have a habit of checking today’s mail tomorrow. I do it for two reasons: I like to check my mail early in the morning and on Sundays and it is absolutely priceless watching my neighbors faces as I check said mail at 7 in the morning and on Sundays.
Today I received a DVD that was purchased from my Soldier Wish List. Once again thank you! And, let’s see I got some money. Most entrepreneurs enjoy seeing checks, and I got a few BUT nothing beats cold hard cash. Seriously the cash is less than $100 and a fraction of the checks but there is something very personal about this caller.
He told the time to find an envelope, wrapped the twenties in extra paper, wrote a little note with his date of birth and carefully scripted my address. It’s personal.
Earlier in the week I mentioned going over a few more questions. Well, today seems like a good day.
From T-
Dear Cheap Phone Sex,
Do you take PayPal?? I’m horny right now. [laugh out loud]
Hello, T! You did not ask me this. Pardon while I take out a chocolate-covered grasshopper. Grasshoppers are bugs, right? And I promised to eat a bug the next time someone asked me if I took PayPal. For shits and giggles, I called PayPal just to make sure that their anti adult entertainment services policy is still in effect. It is. Their company, their rules and just like I do not like people disregarding my policies I intend to abide by their wishes.
The short answer is: no I do not take PayPal. And here’s why (in chronological order):
Last Day for PayPal Transactions.
No Longer Taking PayPal, Pay Pal.
PayPal No More
PayPal does not allow phone sex services to use its product. PayPal does not allow ANY phone sex service to use its product. PayPal even though I am damn fine and a wonderful business woman with incredible rates will not even allow Cheap Phone Sex to transact adult services.
I DO NOT TAKE PAYPAL.
Now T I am sure you are a great guy and just didn’t know about PayPal’s policy regarding phone sex services. And considering your state of being horny probably did not have time to peruse my site and read the aforementioned links.
Ok, that is the end of my rant and a bright side. PayPal does offer a debit card that is tied to your PayPal account. If you have that debit card I can process your call just like any credit card and should not violate their non-adult policy.
From R-
Dear Cheryl,
Love to talk.
Well, R you may chat with me between the hour of 6:30 AM and 1:30 AM. More like 1:15 AM. I turn the telephones off at the bottom of the hour. I have to get my beauty sleep.
The site is called Cheap Phone Sex for a reason – the price. The price of a phone sex call is 15 minutes for 12 bucks. Each additional minute is 80 cents.
From T-
Dear Cheryl of Cheap Phone Sex,
The front page says your phone sex site is updated every other weekday, but it looks like you’ve only updated it three times in the past two months! Is everything ok?
Everything is fine. Things were a bit hectic these last few months. Personal stuff which I posted in February or thereabouts. Family stuff which I make a point of not discussing on an open forum. Legal stuff which I will address in a moment under the Nude Snapshots section.
But all is well T. Hopefully you can see these last few days that I am starting to get things back on track and it’s a bunch of fun focusing on my “baby” – my phone sex site, Cheap Phone Sex.
OK, that’s it for now. Besides the phone is ringing. Talk to you later.
Cheap Phone Sex that really is cheap
15 Minutes for ONLY 12 BUCKS
Call toll-free 1-888-669-6389
Site Updates: I finally updated the Nude Snapshots section with what I like to call The Future of Adult Entertainment in America.