I have to renew my driver’s license in a new state. I misplaced a document and getting a replacement will take too long. Soooooo the customer service representative went down the list of acceptable alternative items I can use to prove my identity. One guess what I keep on my person at all times that is just as good. Answer: my concealed gun permit. Crazy, huh? Yeah, the really crazy part is that I renewed my gun permit before my driver’s license. Yeah, I am Southern and damn proud of it.
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Who is the best phone sex operator in the world? Who has cheap phone sex rates and loves her clients? Who? I said who damn it! Me that’s who. This is my toll-free number: 1-888-669-6389. You may call whenever. However, the best times to reach me for a phone sex call is between 10 AM and 7 PM ad occasionally from 9 PM until a little after midnight. Only credit cards are accepted. The price is always $12 for 15-minutes.