This is the first of a series so I should give you a little background.
Whenever I put together an audio clip I normally record in one take mainly because I refuse to edit anything. Obviously, I do not use a script. Not on calls. Not ever. Due to my process, you may occasionally you may hear background noises namely the cat walking by or brushing up against the microphone (which her new thing) or a dog. For you freaky mofos that is not a suggestion.
When people call my phone sex line they usually ask about firsts. The first time I had sex or the first time I kissed a girl. First threesome. First anal …you get it, right?
That’s when it occurred to me. No one has ever asked about my first phone sex call.
So, here it is.
I started my phone sex business when I was a junior in college and before you try to figure out my age let me be very clear. I matriculated at the age of 16. I decided to open on a Friday at 10 p.m.
My very first call was from a chef out of Raleigh. I don’t tell people other people’s stories but he gave me permission to share this. When he called my line he said, “I’m naked. I’m on my bed and lubed up. I have a cock ring, some nipple clamps, a butt plug, and a ball gag. There was silence. “Hello! Hello! Are you still there?”
Oh, I was listening and completely baffled. I had no idea that up dudes “lubed up”. I mean pussy comes with its own lube. I also didn’t know what a cock ring was (though now it is one of my favorite sex toys to use). The only thing I understood was the nipple clamps but I have incredibly sensitive nipples. Saying the word nipple drives me a little crazy and I couldn’t imagine someone would put clips on their nipples! Owie. I had no idea what a butt plug was and more importantly why would a man need a butt plug? I couldn’t wrap my 18-year-old mind around that and don’t get me started on the ball gag thing.
While I tried figuring out what was going on he asked, “Are you new?”
He had no idea how new. I was 18 and a virgin …on my first phone sex call.