A few years ago I was waiting for some friends for dinner. It was a Thursday night, the place was packed and I was thirsty. I decided to go to the bar and ordered a white soda with plenty of cherries. While I’m sipping on my soda and eating my cherries this guy comes up to me. He’s not wearing a ring but he smells married. I let him work his line – I hate to interrupt besides if it’s any good I may recycle it – and when he is done flattering and flirting I ask one simple question: you are married aren’t you? He hesitates then explains that he and his wife have an understanding. She gets a big house, a nanny, a beach house, a fat bank account and the freedom to do whatever she wants with whomever she wants and he gets to have “friends”.
Next! Married guys are for flirting. Single guys are for fucking. There are some exceptions. Phone sex is one of them. Around the same time, I was watching the 700 Club. Have you ever watched it? It used to come on here at 9 in the morning. It doesn’t come on anymore. Guess they figured that we couldn’t be saved. I mean look at the results! Just kidding. Once a week they had an Ask Pat (as in Pat Robinson) Q&A session. See I really did watch the show. And one question that a viewer asked was: Is phone sex cheating? Oddly I do not remember what he said only that the answer was YES.
I disagree. Screwing your secretary? Cheating. Fucking your teenage step-daughter? Cheating and wrong on so many levels. Bonking your best friend’s girlfriend with the big ass? Cheating. Basically, anything that involves you sticking your Mr. Happy in any of her orifices (pussy, ass or mouth) is cheating. What about handjobs? Still cheating because she is touching you in your naughty place. What if you are doing the touching say eating her out? Cheating. Now you are touching her naughty place.
Fucking, sucking, licking, kissing with tongue … basically touching any place that feels good or becomes hard or juicy…is cheating.
Granted when you call my phone sex line things are going to get hard and wet but I’m not touching you. I am merely helping you reach some level of relief. I am an aural stimulant to help you rub one out. Sort of a masturbation cheerleader, a cock counselor…. You get it, right? Of course, you do!
Short answer: phone sex is NOT cheating. It’s an interactive form of masturbation.
Talk to you soon,
Cheryl
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