As many of you know, I love what I do for a living. Phone sex wasn’t something I intended to do especially after attending one of the nation’s top universities earning two post-graduate Ivy League degrees. Phone sex is something I fell into and found this business was a lot less questionable than the legal field and especially the corporate world. The story of how I became a phone sex operator and later a phone sex owner is something for another time. Today I want to squash one myth that frankly affects my bottom line and no one messes my cashflow without my getting in a few good punches.
Let me be clear: phone sex is a multi-billion dollar business, everyone calls a phone sex service no matter their relationship status or sex frequency because phone sex is a masturbation tool and everybody masturbates. I get more calls from synagogues, Mormon temples (especially Mormon temples) and churches than I do from anyplace else.
The First Phone Sex Joke
There’s an old joke circulating that after Alexander Graham Bell initiated the first phone call he immediately hung up and called his wife for phone sex. Funny, right? Well, when you consider the fact that Mrs. Bell was deaf, the “humor” seems more mean-spirited than funny. This was one of the first phone sex jokes and like almost all of these so-called jokes are not based on anything ringing true to the business of phone sex. Many phone sex jokes poke fun at the art (and it is an art), the callers and the women who provide the service. Simply put phone sex is not a joke.
Phone Sex Callers
First, phone sex callers are many and varied. Let me tell you what they are not. They are not desperate, socially awkward recent virgins who have to pay for sex (as if paying for sex is a bad thing). Phone sex callers are men, women and transgendered people who whatever their personal circumstance choose to work with a professional to enhance the masturbation experience. As I have stated many times on this site, Cheap Phone Sex, people call for several different reasons from bored to horny to simply seeking advice. Frankly, when it comes to my vagina I spare no expense and if I am going to masturbate and want to have some interactive fun I would rather call a professional and pay for it than troll for a free call not knowing the intentions or age of the person on the other end. Recall the housewife from Pennsylvania who is now doing 12 years for having phone sex with a minor.
Phone Sex Operators
Secondly, good phone sex operators are quite talented. Sure it seems easy to answer a phone call and get paid to do it, but like most things in life, there is more to it than that. The women who offer phone sex are adept at small talk, know their sexual niche usually based on personal experience and have the power to guide the conversation without being too bossy (unless you are into that). It’s one thing to have a great voice. At the larger companies that will get you an invite for an interview and a 30 day trial period to prove your worth. It’s more than just fucking or saying dirty things. There’s a connection whether for a minute or over the course of years, a phone sex operator must be able to talk to everybody, handle all calls and enjoy their time with you. That is not an easy thing to do. If any of it is insincere, believe me, the caller knows. This is why phone sex is an “art”.
Phone Sex Is An Art
I am sure some of you have had bad sex or bad pizza and even bad blow jobs. Think about that for a minute. How bad must the situation be for you to receive a bad blow job? The best phone sex operators are artists. S/he can take your sexual fantasy (probably one you never shared with anyone because it is so naughty or possibly taboo) and take it to another level all the while making you feel good about your dirty desires. That’s not a joke. That’s not some fat chick reading a script. It most certainly is not a dude using a voice modulator pretending to be a woman. (These conspiracy theories are truly laughable.) Phone sex is a real, highly personal human connection and right in line with Maslow’s hierarchy of needs – sexual intimacy.
To answer the question: Is Phone Sex Over? Is it passé, out-of-date, archaic, a dinosaur? Of course not! Multi-billion dollar businesses do not disappear overnight. They press on, expand and move forward with current trends. I stated much of the same in an earlier post titled What Is Phone Sex?, phone sex has morphed into other avenues such as video chat and sexting. So, the answer is, as long as a basic, fundamental need to relate and talk about your junk exists, there will always be phone sex via telephone, via text, via video …who knows in the future they might stick a probe in your head and the phone sex operator will make your hands do what she’s thinking. That should be fun.
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