My favorite politician, John Edwards, is in the news today. Oh, he has never been out of the tabloids after the whole mistress, illegitimate baby while my wife has cancer thing. Today the former senator has been green-lighted by the Department of Justice (DOJ) for prosecution. The charge involves campaign violations to cover up his affair and baby momma drama. The state of California is looking into Arnold Schwarzenegger’s activities regarding his affair and baby momma.
So, in the future whenever someone says that it is none of our business who an elected official or in this case a person who is running for office is fucking …or having children with outside of their known spouse/partner tell them to shut the fuck up. Affairs are expensive especially when a child is involved and campaign dollars are too tempting. You know this may explain politicians’ fascination with what we are doing in our bedrooms but that is none of THEIR business. You see we (you, me and the rest of America) don’t have access to tax dollars to run the government or campaign dollars to run for office. Monies that can easily be diverted to hide an affair, bastard children or second families.
If someone is running for office or are already in office, we need to know who politicians are fucking and the parentage of all their children. We don’t need to know the dirty details although that would be fun and probably humanize their “story”. We just need a headcount and maybe a timeline.
I mean it! Moving forward journalists should ask every person running for office the following: Who have you fucked, who are you fucking and how likely are you to fuck someone other than your spouse while in office? How will you inform your constituents when you fuck someone other than your spouse and/or create a child (or fetus) with a person other than your partner. Seriously, I don’t think I am going to be able to vote for anyone without these answers.
You know the Republicans have these loyalty oaths promising not to ever raise taxes or something ridiculous like that. How about a pledge from all the elected officials to not engage in extra-marital affairs and if you need a definition for that call me? How about a pledge not to father any bastard children? While we are at it why don’t these office-seekers pledge to read the damn bills BEFORE they vote on them?
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