“Morning Wood”, have you ever heard that expression? Well, one of my callers introduced me to the phrase today and I think it’s perfectly sinful. It’s a dirty way to say hard on and not just any hard-on, but my favorite kind – a MORNING HARD ON. I have been thinking of new ways to treat the “condition”. So far I have come up with some old favorites: sucking, pumping and a hot cream treatment. Now, I’m getting excited!
Phone is ringing. Later