I hope everyone had a very enjoyable holiday. Mine was quiet and interesting. I for one was very thankful for my family, friends and the great people who visit my site and allow me to entertain you either here or over the telephone. Again thank you for a great year and here is to an even better 2004.
The thing that amuses me about this time of year is the crazy New Year resolution game. Some of the resolutions I have heard are quite admirable: getting in shape, losing weight, keeping commitments, being happy, etc. Like I said all admirable goals. But the means is what keeps most people from attaining their goal. Who really wants to go on a diet and have to measure food and keep track of calories? Face it math is not one of the strong subjects that most Americans brag about. Tying it to food is a no-win situation. And then there’s the getting in shape crowd. Who is really going to carve an hour or two out of their day (because you have to make time for the commute and the showering, etc.) just to breathe harder for a few minutes? I can think of better ways to do that!
I have an alternative. You’ll lose a couple of inches, get plenty of exercise and be very VERY happy. Just follow my lead. My New Year’s resolution is to have more intimacy, romance and sex mainly a lot more sex. Think about it. When you are intimate you strive to be your very best. You want to look good, feel good and be naughty. There is something to be said about naughtiness.
Naughtiness has started wars, broken up marriages and frustrated so many. I say let’s use this force for good. After all, it has also maintained the peace, brought lovers together and created some beautiful people (present company included).
So put away the scale, sell that exercise bike on eBay and get to HUMPING! If you start right now by the summer you’ll be a love machine. To get started call me or follow Cheap Phone Sex particularly the Ladies Only section. I’ll have you in good spirits in no time.
Get humping.
Call Cheryl at 1-888-669-6389