In my last phone sex blog post I highlighted the many, many reasons phone sex and its various derivatives will never get old. Well, you should see the responses I received from mainly women and a few men who lost their balls a long time ago. The hoopla was over referring to Maslow’s principle that all human beings had a basic, fundamental need for sexual intimacy. No one argued that point. The ladies and the 2 or 3 ball-less men got their panties in a bunch because I dared to intimate that phone sex is a form of sexual intimacy. Well, it is! So, get over it.
My girlfriends weighed in too. They said sexual intimacy involves holding hands and long walks on the beach with plenty of kissing and cuddling. Well, you know me, I asked what if there isn’t a beach? You know people have died never seeing a beach. What if a person doesn’t like walking or has sweaty palms or halitosis or …? Look these dreamy romance scenarios may be what some women (and ball-less men) think of as sexual intimacy, but most men define it with one word – fucking.
So, I will say it again. As long as a man wants to fuck, phone sex will always exist. Now ladies stop arguing with me (I’m the expert here remember) and take my advice. When you go out of town for business or personal reasons and you have to leave your husband at home, give him my number, 1-888-669-6389. I’ll drain him to the point he will be too tired to go to a strip club or have an affair with one of your friends (they do that because it’s convenient). In other words, I will keep him warm for you and all at the incredibly awesome price of $12 for 15-minutes. Now you know why it’s called Cheap Phone Sex.
Cheryl
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