The Agency for Healthcare Research and Quality (AHRQ) does not want me to feel myself up anymore. My response is simple – SCREW YOU.
If I want to feel my breasts in the shower or while taking a bath, I will and you can not stop me. If I want a mammogram, I will take it because I am still ticked about paying extra for being “pre-pregnant”. Oh yeah, and if I want to do anything medically as it concerns my breast health, I will do whatever my board-certified Harvard educated doctor suggests because some random federal agency can not and will not dictate what my “girls” do. Only age and gravity can do that.
Can you say backlash? What the heck is the AHRQ? We just celebrated breast cancer awareness month and then this drivel is released. It is dangerous. There are millions of women touched by this disease and all worried about what to do, when to do it and most importantly how to prevent it, and then some largely unknown federal agency blasts the airwaves with a simple message – you’re f-cked. That everything you have been doing to catch it early is for naught. So wait until you are 50 if you make it that long, and we’ll talk.
What is damaging about this little cheap recommendation is that it confuses doctors. What is problematic is that in the long term insurance carriers could stop paying for the exams because the government has indicated that mammograms at a certain age is not preventable care and therefore not covered.
What am I going to do? I am going to continue feeling myself up. I do not know if it will prevent anything but my breasts love it and it feels good.
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