Quick Question: If Verizon, Bellsouth and AT&T did not provide our phone records to NSA, then why aren’t they suing USA Today for libel?
Just asking.
Well, my friends, I have spent the last two weeks tweaking my site, Cheap Phone Sex. You may not notice the difference. I just had some housekeeping issues that needed to be addressed. Speaking of “issues” now would be a good time to answer a few questions.
From J-
Dear Cheap Phone Sex,
I want to hear a sexy lady for the first time.
Now, this is just plain sad. J- do you mean to tell me that you have never heard a sexy lady. Were you born deaf and now for the first time do to a miracle or surgery now have the ability to hear? Is that what you are saying? Aside from myself, there are plenty of sexy women you can hear for free. Watch CNN. There are a bunch of hotties aka newsreaders and if you like foreign women turn it on PBS and listen to the BBC broadcast. Screw that! NPR is on FM. Turn on the radio …
OR do you mean that you want to listen a damn fine phone sex woman talk dirty to you? Well, call my toll-free number, 1-888-669-6389, and have your credit card handy.
Interestingly enough I will include audio teasers within these posts. You may download and listen to your heart’s delight but that’s another topic.
From T-
Dear Cheap Phone Sex with Cheryl,
I would like to book some time with you. You line always seems to be busy. Will you be available tonight after 9:00 pm (PST) tonight for about half an hour?
The short answer is yes. The long answer is to remember you can always make an appointment.
From R-
Dear Cheap Phone Sex Goddess,
Looking for a sex queen.
Uh …I am not a drag queen, a shemale, or a gay guy diva aka queen. I am a REAL woman with all of the appropriate parts. Call this number for shemale phone sex, 1-800-326-2569 or call 1-800-761-6711 to chat with a gay guy.
Notice I corrected the “dear” part. I am however a phone sex goddess.
From K-
Dear Cheryl’s Cheap Phone Sex,
I’ve been trying to catch you via Niteflirt but have always seen you as unavailable. Are there certain times that are good for you on that site?
Not really. If you would like to chat with me and prefer to use NiteFlirt, just call my number, 1-888-669-6389. Tell me you want to use NiteFlirt and I will log on for you. Sound like a plan? Remember to refresh the page so that you may see my ‘arrange a call’ button switch to ‘call now’.
From DB-
Dear Horny Wench from Cheap Phone Sex,
Bought Fleshlight. Let’s do it together.
I love the FleshLight. Guys if you don’t have one, I suggest you get one. It kicks your masturbating experience up a notch. Add me in the mix and you may need to give up those other chickies.
From J-
Dear Free …um Cheap Phone Sex,
Interested in calling you. Could we talk on Yahoo first?
No.
From A-
Dear Cheryl,
I would like to send in a prepayment of $60 for the 10-call package. Where can I send this? Thanks.
Call my phone sex line, 1-888-669-6389. Remember when sending a money order to include your name and date of birth.
From M-
Dear Cheap-Phone-Sex.NET,
I want great open-minded freaky sex.
Who doesn’t M-? Who doesn’t?!
That’s it for the Cheap Phone Sex questions for now. If you have a question, keep in mind that ALL questions are answered right here on this phone sex site, then send your question via the feedback form.
That’s the telephone ringing. Later.
Cheryl
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