Will you be my porn star? That’s the question Representative Allen West asked his wife in a handwritten letter. Before I continue let’s get a little background: Allen West is an outspoken Teabagger with a long military history that ended abruptly. The best summary I have heard to date regarding West’s quick exit from the army comes from Patrick Murphy’s recent ad: “West was criminally charged with violating the Uniform Code of Military Justice, found guilty of three counts of aggravated assault and relieved of his command. The final Army report: West ‘performed illegal acts … merited court-martial … faced 11 years in prison’…” In other words, something bad happened in Iraq and Allen West was forced out of the military. He received an honorable discharge and as an officer was offered retirement.
You guys know me. I will never Monday morning quarterback any American for something that happened in the war zone. Never. The DoD handled it, I stand by their decision and as far as I am concerned this chapter is closed EXCEPT for the letter. About the time that West’s professional career was coming to an end his personal life was quite “healthy”.
Somehow the folks at Gossip Extra obtained a copy of Allen West’s 2003 letter to his wife Dr. Angela West who is a trustee at Florida Atlantic University. First, points to Allen for writing a sexy letter to his wife. Although a copy of the entire letter has been forwarded to West’s campaign manager only bits and pieces have been shared with the sex-starved public. After describing some of his “non-negotiable” intimate requirements, West writes,” I do not want to hear ‘no’ or ‘we’ll see about that.’ I want my fantasies to be with you. God has authorized you and you only as my partner for intimacy and that is what I want.” He then asks, ”Angela, I need to know, are you committed to being my porn star?” I am thinking Valentine’s Day in the West house is very interesting.
Personally, I believe Allen West had a complete meltdown in Iraq and after the forced retirement drank a kegger of kool-aid which explains why he is a Teabagger, the one shining light I see in his miserable political existence is the fact that he is married to a smart, hottie and there is mutual love between them. Plus they’re freaky deeky!
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– Cheryl
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